20090123

The Indian dreamz: Winner among rats

It’s the March of 2007, the results are out and Rat is extremely happy. He’s got admit in a prestigious MBA institute of the country. His parents are happier for their only son,and the only capable person on this planet, has lived up to their expectations and possibly image in the society. Now the mommy can cow the aunty next door for millennia at ends and possibly fish out few girls for the holy “arranged” matrimony of his Excellency. The dad has his moustache handlebar’ed’ or may be imperial’ed’ for the occasion. There are celebrations all around and congratulatory calls are all but stopping. Rat has resigned from the job and the position he held for the last two years after clearing the first milestone of his life, engineering. The job was well paying, but the B-school rankings published by various media houses were even more attractive. Grass is always greener on the other side of the fence they say and here it was absolutely true.

The Indian economy was booming, thanks to the ever burgeoning services sector, and the jobs were available by the tonne. Just walk in and join, and if you are an MBA, the truck loads of cash is just what the doctors ordered. The “average” salaries of B-schools were experiencing a tsunami and the “highest” was much in demand. Three months passed by and Rat arrived at the institute to rub shoulders with to be “who’s who” of the industry and make it big in this gold rush. The global economy has started to sway and the creaks could be heard but with our prime minister of Smt. Sonia Gandhi speaking differently who would trust his/her own inner voice.

The first day is when they make you feel like a king. They tell you that how coming to this training camp you will mine gold pretty soon. In the evening the beaming alumni in their Armani tuxes address the juniors on making it big and how to slog through these two years. Rat talks to the mouse sitting next to him asking what is he vying to specialise in, “Finance”, pat comes the reply, “that is what MBA is right ?”. Rat smiles on finding his “team member”, one of the many jargons he will learn to use in each and every conversation of his during his stay here. How his balance sheet is affected and the top line of his savings vanish only time will tell, for now, its efficient and optimised use of the resources to come out with the most feasible solution to all the problems of the universe that matters. Things are hectic and Rat runs the routine to keep up with the gruel and grind that he has chosen. Teachers/Preachers come in and address the class on various topics necessary for the business leaders of tomorrow. The pre-readings, quizzes, assignments, projects, presentations and submissions are what come following. Days pass and Rat takes all this in keeping with the final goal of his. Placement day and all the seniors are placed in a jiffy. Multiple offers for the confused, a job for everyone, and the promise of MBA well delivered. The average salary had to rise and the highest was to go up. The companies fought to keep the “best” talent and the talent, the “best” offers. A perfect example for supply demand mismatch. Rat sees all this and is happy. One year down the line this will be him refusing job offers.

The economic scenario is changing for the worse but some Oxford and Harvard educated economists still feel that the heavily dependent India is still insulated. Anyways, now the dark clouds of time cast their shadow and Rat starts to wonder what will happen. His juniors join and the same ceremonial welcome is accorded to them. Another happy lot has arrived.

Months pass by and “Summers” for his juniors arrive and, as they are, a precursor to the placement season, watched and analysed very carefully. The heat is felt and the best colleges reporting failure in securing good offers do no good to our Rat who suddenly feels cheated. Any ways there is still time for the final placements and Sonia ji’s secretary, oh sorry, the PM or FM, leave it, says things are grim but nothing to worry. The elections are far off and there is still enough room to mess up with the economy.

Placement season approaches, in a few months course will be completed and Rat will have to vacate the “cosy” hostel. Companies come and companies go. Some take one some take two. The always happy always playing Rat tries his athletic skills in the interviews but the offers refuse him. Days turn to weeks and weeks to months (further transformation not possible for only 2 months are left, so year is not an option), Rat finally gets an offer that he “willingly” accepts. Though not elated, he is happy for he will not starve and some day things will change.

As for the mouse, he was busy with certifications and calculations all through and, as last reported, was found buried in the ruins of Lehman Brothers and the Merrill Lynch. The secretary to the party president a.k.a PM a.k.a FM was last reported heading to some place for a heart surgery and the situation was none the less unreported.



This literary masterpiece (so much for vanity) is a property of Mr. Anant Pratap Srivastava and no part of it, partly or completely, may be copied or circulated without his permission.

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20081202

Dear Whoever..........

Nice letter. Was published somewhere and liked it a lot. So here it is on this blog..


Dear Mr. Primeminister

I am a typical mouse from Mumbai. In the local train compartment which has capacity of 100 persons, I travel with 500 more mouse. Mouse at least squeak but we don't even do that.

Today I heard your speech. In which you said 'NO BODY WOULD BE SPARED'. I would like to remind you that fourteen years has passed since serial bomb blast in Mumbai took place. Dawood was the main conspirator. Till today he is not caught. All our bolywood actors, our builders, our Gutka king meets him but your Government can not catch him. Reason is simple; all your ministers are hand in glove with him. If any attempt is made to catch him everybody will be exposed. Your statement 'NOBODY WOULD BE SPARED' is nothing but a cruel joke on this unfortunate people of India.

Enough is enough. As such after seeing terrorist attack carried out by about a dozen young boys I realize that if same thing continues days are not away when terrorist will attack by air, destroy our nuclear reactor and there will be one more Hiroshima.

We the people are left with only one mantra. Womb to Bomb to Tomb. You promised Mumbaikar Shanghai what you have given us is Jalianwala Baug.

Today only your home minister resigned. What took you so long to kick out this joker? Only reason was that he was loyal to Gandhi family. Loyalty to Gandhi family is more important than blood of innocent people, isn't it?

I am born and bought up in Mumbai for last fifty eight years. Look at all the politician, Sharad Pawar, Chagan Bhujbal, Narayan Rane, Bal Thackray , Gopinath Munde, Raj Thackray, Vilasrao Deshmukh all are rolling in money. Vilasrao Deshmukh is one of the worst Chief minister I have seen. His only business is to increase the FSI every other day, make money and send it to Delhi so Congress can fight next election. Now the clown has found new way and will increase FSI for fisherman so they can build concrete house right on sea shore. Next time terrorist can comfortably live in those house , enjoy the beauty of sea and then attack the Mumbai at their will.

Recently I had to purchase house in Mumbai. I met about two dozen builders. Everybody wanted about 30% in black. A common person like me knows this and with all your intelligent agency & CBI you and your finance minister are not aware of it. Where all the black money goes? To the underworld isn't it? Our politicians take help of these goondas to vacate people by force. I myself was victim of it. If you have time please come to me, I will tell you everything.

If this has been land of fools, idiots then I would not have ever cared to write you this letter. Just see the tragedy, on one side we are reaching moon, people are so intelligent and on other side you politician has converted nectar into deadly poison. I am everything Hindu, Muslim, Christian, Schedule caste, OBC, Muslim OBC, Christian Schedule caste, Creamy Schedule caste only what I am not is INDIAN. You politician have raped every part of mother India by your policy of divide and rule.

Take example of former president Abdul Kalam. Such a intelligent person, such a fine human being. You politician didn't even spare him. Your party along with opposition joined the hands, because politician feels they are supreme and there is no place for good person.

Dear Mr Prime minister you are one of the most intelligent person, most learned person. Just wake up, be a real SARDAR. First and foremost expose all selfish politician. Ask Swiss bank to give name of all Indian account holder. Give reins of CBI to independent agency. Let them find wolf among us There will be political upheaval but that will better than dance of death which we are witnessing every day. Just give us ambient where we can work honestly and without fear. Let there be rule of law. Everything else will be taken care of.

Choice is yours Mr. Prime Minister. Do you want to be lead by one person or you want to lead the nation of 100 Crore people?

20080722

Is P. Chidambaram Sleeping……?

Is P. Chidambaram Sleeping……? (21st November 2007)


“Trade Deficit dips to seven month low”; and am talking about U.S. and not India. Since the last few months all the news that is catching my attention is the rising rupee and the steep rise of the share market indices, both gaining heights unimaginable till the beginning of this year. This rise has stirred up much of euphoria in the trading sectors with the FM starting to feel the heat only recently. Such a meteoric rise is unwarranted and is not because of the strong fundamentals as Mr. Chidambaram has rightly pointed out. It is because of an external stimulus so strong that it can break the very flow of the growth path that India has charted on. The rise of the rupee has already started to take its toll on our economy, and the markets are all treading a path to a massive showdown and a brutal correction.

The Indian economy is mainly fuelled by the service sector and the manufacturing is still very much in the back seat. The economic model that we follow is mainly internal consumption based with the funds for the same coming from abroad, mainly the US in the form of revenues from the service sector. All those in the software, BPO business earn big money which is used up in the consumption of goods and services in India giving stimulus, however small to other sectors. The rising rupee, though is something many people are happy about, is not so good if it continues to rise this way.


What I feel is that it is a big political gimmick by the U.S. of A to stifle the growth of countries and make money none the less. Most of the oil companies in the west Asian region are owned and controlled completely by US or US has a major stake in them. This applies to almost all the companies operating from there except the national ones. Not only west Asia but wherever there is oil the US companies have stake in it. The recently inflated oil prices have more than added to the US’ kitty. Even though it shows a huge fuel import bill, US is primarily circulating the money amongst its own and making more of it on the high ruling oil prices. The more the oil prices rise the more it earns and more clout it can have in the various markets around the world.


These petro-dollars are invested heavily in the world markets, especially of the Asian region. This heavy investment drives up the markets and when they have got the profits they wanted they can simply pull off without any remorse, leaving the markets disillusioned of what happened. This pouring in of money results in excess liquidity in the markets, and the extra money that is there in the system jacks up the currency threatening the very core of our economic growth engine. Also the sudden meteoric rise of the markets fuels speculations and sucks in money from other potential investment avenues, leading to a sudden rush of all in one direction. This aggravates the situation as everyone wants to earn money from the rally and in the end it will be just the collusion of the foreign funds that had parked there money here who will be laughing back home.


The weak dollar is one of the ways by the US to counter its burgeoning trade and budget deficits that had spiralled out of its control. The weaker the currency the cheaper is that country, and the export led model that US works on will give it more than a thrust to help improve its situation. Already the results are showing in the form of the falling trade deficits, and a budget deficit that dropped almost 50% of its present value of $162 billion. This has resulted in a rise of exports by the US, though miniscule by the current standards (the rise is just 0.4%). And this rise is mainly because of the rise in the farm produce, industrial supplies and the consumer goods sale. Also the weak dollar will make the imports to the country more expensive giving rise to usage of more domestic products affecting the countries dependent mainly on the US for their markets, India being one of them. The US import bill actually dropped (.4%). The trade deficit with the Chinese dropped by 5.3%, a huge figure considering the trade volumes between the two countries. The annual trade deficit is also down 6.7% for the US.


How a weak dollar is affecting us is anybody’s guess. We deal mainly in dollar terms and lower the value of the currency the more it is a problem for us. The top lines are getting eroded and the bottom lines are in red for our service industry. The more the rise is there the more we are going to get hurt. Because of our model, what it has come to be, is the main problem for us. We are happy chirping our growth songs as long as we keep on getting money from US, once this stops, we are all in for a toss. The US is investing heavily in the markets dependent on it for the sole reason of the congress elections being round the corner and it has to present a clean sheet to its citizens. And India is one of the biggest losers in this power game. The more this trend continues the more we will be pushed back. Already some 500,000 people of the service sector have lost their jobs and this number can just go on increasing if the trend continues. For our economy, this is the right time, actually we are late, to shift to an export led model in this flat, fast globalising world. Only Indian demand cannot fuel our growth to time infinitum.


China, our neighbours are also living in the same world but they have not been affected by this fall in the dollar, on the contrary this year their trade gap rose 56% to $23.9 billion this month with the total of the first nine months of this fiscal at $185 billion already way ahead of the last fiscal results. One of the reasons of this is the fixed Yuan which is not affected by the falling dollar; on the contrary this fall may prove to be beneficial for them as they are able to maintain their cost advantage vis-à-vis the US markets and the businesses just keep on slipping from our hands to their shores. If this continues and the Chinese learn to speak English then we are doomed and may well again be a land of elephants and snake charmers. Also China along with some major mineral producing countries is shifting from dollar to more stable currencies like the euro to lessen the damage. Why are we still too
-tooing the dollar is something not understandable. Is it because we are so sub-servient to the US politico’s whimsical attitude that we have put our country on the back burner and blindly following what US says, or is it that a shift will affect our businesses for a short term and this is not warranted with the people already talking of a mid term polls in the India, again a situation of keeping India on the back burner. China too may be involved in this game so as to regain its clout as the only major country in this region. The Chinese have a geographical motive is what everyone knows since the 60’s. China has never been our friend and even now it is friendlier with our enemies, so deeming china to be a Buddhist lama is not the right thing to do. It was, is and will remain our biggest competitor. We took away its pie in the service industry and it will do anything to get it back. The falling dollar along with the fixed Yuan is a double trouble for the economy. The weak dollar is eroding our wealth and the fixed Yuan is taking away new orders. A double whammy India has to counter. Unlike India the Chinese growth is fuelled more by the external stimulus rather than the internal demands, which again are very high. The Chinese exported some 2.2 billion pairs of shoes, whereas India just a measly 250,000. In India the internal consumption forms a major revenue source where as in china it’s just to augment the already booming growth.

Our economic policies have more or less remained the same then how come all this is happening. The extra liquidity in the markets has led to a problem of surplus. The money is just being pumped into the system, with no outlet and this may lead to an explosion. The high ruling interest rates are another deterrent to help mop up the extra liquidity that has come in. The high interest rates are stopping us from using the free flow of money that has come in. a reduction in the consumer interest along with the reduction in CRR would help us. Also the policies for the funds may be changed to something more inline with our interests than those of the funds that are coming in. Investment in stock markets may be restricted to those funds that buy into our bonds and the money hence raised may be used to fuel or infrastructure and public needs. This will help us getting the much needed cash in the right direction and also the money that comes in will get time to work for the Indian economy instead. The money invested this way cannot be retrenched as fast and as damaging a way that it can be from the markets. The rupee rise this way will be helpful as we will be funding the basics to fuel our economy. The FII should be taxed at par or even more than the Indian funds to gain from their profits and allow only the genuine funds to flourish. The fall in interest rates will make more people to borrow money and the banks would be forced to raise more capital. This would help fuel growth and mop up extra money that is there in the system.

Along with these we have to take care that the people don’t take advantage of this opportunity and invest in speculation. Also shifting from a predominantly dollar based basket of currencies we should shift to more currencies so as to de-risk our profile. This would take some pressure off us and buy us some time to shift to more areas other than just service. Also in software we should try to move to higher end jobs and enter the designing arena rather than just staying in the BPO testing sphere. The government should give more thrust to areas of research and development and help improve the literacy level of the country, not just on paper but in real term to make use of the huge human capital that we have. This alone would help us survive in the long run. Also a push to the manufacturing sector is necessary so as to gain an edge in that sector too. We need to learn a lot from our neighbours: China and Japan. Both these Asian giants took up a model not dependent on the internal demands and have used it to leverage their growth to high and sustainable levels. We should try and not get trapped in the politics of the US and try not use the nuclear carrot that they are dangling in front of us. And our politicos should get a bit more realistic and see that this nuclear deal will not nuke us, not only on the security front but also on the economic front while trying to please US. We should clearly mark our policies so as to help our economy rather than please US for fulfilling the political fiasco by the Indian politicians. As of always our basic goal still remains roti, kapda aur makaan rather than a nuke bomb for everyone.