joke: beware if u forget me ;)

practical joke: :) did it yesterday..... :):)
i called up one of my long lost school friends, kartikeya, whom i saw go somewhere. i found out his number, courtsey orkut, and called him up and then the fun began.....

me: hello..
kar: hello..
me : may i know who this is??
kar: Kartikeya sharma!!!
me: 9876543210 (not the true no)
kar: yes..
me: so u agree that you are kartikeya sharma right???
kar: ofcourse i do!!!
me: besides you who all make calls from this number??
kar: mostly me... rather only me..... why???
me: hmm.. mr sharma i am calling from CBIcrime branch delhi,
and there is some news for u...
kar: what??? ( a bit shocked)
me: i hope that u understand that this call is being taped and what
ever you say is an evidence for our proceedings......
kar: i totally understand it...
me: mr sharma, u live in gomtinagar... right??
kar: yes...
me: hmm.. eldeco greens to be precise.....
kar: yes i do... ( he is already sounding low... all details from orkut
his pics and contact details)
me: hmmm.......you are still a student ( he is doing engg
a college in lucknow, UP)
kar: yes but what happened???
me: mr sharma there have been 2... no 3 calls to pakistan from this
mobile number...
kar: this is impossible!!!! it cannot be so!!! there is some mistake
on your part.....( very excited voice)
me : this is 9876543210 right.....
kar: yes it is.....
me: and you are kartikeya sharma from lucknow...gomtinagar....
kar: yes all this is true....
me: then sir i am sorry to say that we are right and you are on the
wrong foot....
kar: but it cannot be.... yaar i never make ISD calls leave alone
of all the F*&^ing countries Pakistan.....
me: mind your language mr sharma....
kar: i am sorry but there is some mistake ..... it cannot be this number this is BSNL no. and u know they are very strict in giving SIM cards
me: i know .... that what makes this whole thing even more interesting... the officer who gave you the sim is already with us......
kar: but officer i am telling you this is not possible....
me: yes.... u not being involved is not possible....
kar( already pleading voice) : please let us try and understand this
whole thing once again ....
me: mr sharma there is nothing left to be understood here now...the
whole picture is very clear.... u testified that the mobile no.
is yours and you are the one who makes the most calls from it...
right???
kar: yes i said so.... but..... (almost dead voice)
me : sir u agree to all that i say and then say that the calls were
not made by you, i think you are new to all this....
kar: new to what???
me( a bit more serious and high pitched) : tere madarse(islamic school of teaching) mein bataaya nahin gayaa kya ki jab principal se baat karo to naya number lo aur baat karke number change kar do haan??? ( did they not teach you that whenever you make calls to the principal then do it with a new no. and throw the simcard??)
kar: -------------- ( no response)
me: kya hua sharma ji..... pakistan ki yaad aa gayi kya?? (what happened mr. sharma.... memories of pakistan o what??)
kar: .......sir aap samajh nahin rahe mera isme haat nahin hai....( sir
you are not understanding... i am not involved in this..)
me: matlab yeh hua hai yes sach hai... badhiya hai yeh to.....
hamari aadhi pareshaani to aap ne duur kar di......( means that u agree that something has happened... good you solved much of our problem......)
kar: officer i am repeating again and again that i am not involved in any antinational activity of any kind.....
me: means you are involved in some activity....
kar: nahi sir aap samjho meri baat aisa kuch bhi nahin hai...( please try to understand it is nothing like that..)
me: to phir kya aur kaisa hai aap batao... ( then you tell me the what and how of this situation)
kar: sir i seriously dont know what you are talking about....
me: dont worry mr kartikeya, many people when they talk to us tend to loose track of many things.. its not only your problem......
kar: no sir ........ ..... ..
me: dekhiye sharma ji .... agar aap sharma hi hain to...... hamare aadmi aapke paas aayenge aur aapki khatirdaari karenge...(see mr sharma... if u are sharma that is..... my men will come and treat you.....)
kar: PLEASE THIS IS NOT SO ... why the FU&^%ng hell are you not listening to me....
me(rude and sarcastic tone) : apni zabaan sambhal zaara..... court mein sabke saamne gaalion bharaa tape nahin baja sakte hain... censor ki problem ho jaayegi, aur kaam mat badhaa aise hi bahut kaam hai karne ko... samjha dhakkan ( i chuckle )
( watch your tounge.... it will be a problem of censoring things in the court... as it is there is a lot to do... do not increase work for us do you understand peanut brain...)
kar: ................
me: mr sharma how are you feeling today.... ab kaisa lag raha hai....
kar (almost weeping) : officer aap mujhe galat samajh rahe hain.....
me: hmmmm..... ho sakta hai.....
kar: matlab.....
me : aap darpok hain.......
kar: aap jo kahiye mein woh huun par maine koi galat kaam nahin kiya..
me: galtiyaan to ki hain aapne......
kar: nahin sir....
me: aap anant ko jaante hain ... woh bhi hai is case mein.....
kar: anant.... anant kumar...... saale kamine yeh tu hai kya...??
me: zabaan sambhaal ke baat kariye... ( i sounded stern again...)
kar: i am sorry officer.....
me: waise mein anant hi huun.....
kar: saale tu ab marega...

and the exchange of words that followed cannot be shared because of the explicit nature of the content.....)